Last 2009 Post

Let's talk about politics before 2009 ends. Coz when 2010 comes, there will be other things to talk about.

This was the HOTTEST NEWS in Malaysiakini for 2009.

DARKNESS DESCENDS

I was surprised to find out that the Perak Constitutional Crisis and Impasse emerged as the hottest out of the top 10 news in Malaysiakini for 2009. I thought it would be the Teoh Beng Hock news or some other news. By the way, the Teoh Beng Hock news was ranked 6th out of the selected ten.

Thinking of what happened in Perak back in February when the coup d'etat happened and in March when the State Assembly meeting took place under the tree of democracy followed by the unceremonious and unconstitutional removal of the Speaker V. Sivakumar in May... I'm still amazed at how things happened! Fantastic for both Barisan Nasional and Pakatan Rakyat!

And for the first time in our nation's history, the Speaker's microphone was SWITCHED OFF!
Since he refused to leave, he was dragged out! Macam ini pun boleh! An "example of democracy".

Then came the climax when the KL High Court ruled that Nizar was the LEGITIMATE Menteri Besar. Ahh... finally got hope... But that lasted for less than 24 hours as the court granted Zambry the stay of execution the following day. Sigh!

Things eventually became more childish. Pakatan assemblymen were heckled by policemen in the November meeting. And worst still... Ganesan wants back the Speaker's robe! So happened Sivakumar's robe was torn too! Then both sides had their own meeting in the assembly.

Well... the director who orchestrated the successful coup with frogs... and also the Pakatan assemblymen for their endurance and continuous struggle. Both parties were "fantastic" in their own ways. You decide which is better lah. Somehow I enjoyed the video posted in Youtube about The Great Perak DUN Fiasco. Lots of nonsense there.

Till today, the questions that remain unanswered... Why wasn't a vote of no confidence on the MB taken in the State Assembly?... Can a Speaker be removed when he is presiding the meeting?... Why were there so many outsiders in the assembly to drag the Speaker when only assemblymen are allowed in?

Will this drama end in 2010? We'll wait and see. Hmm... that's why some say:

1 Malaysia
2 Perak
3 Katak

Lastly, Happy 2010 to all. Blessed New Year!

Blissful Merry Christmas

If only it was snowing outside. Imagine sitting by the fireplace, playing Christmas carols on a guitar. Dim lights illuminate the Christmas tree in Victorian-era living hall. Aargh...a classical and romantic Christmas!

Well...I guess that's what I want for Christmas 2009. Santa will screw me and say: In your dreams la!

I feel this year somehow like "tak ada oomph". Going to shopping malls and see the decorations...yes...that's also Christmas...but "commercial Christmas". The feeling is slightly different. LOL. =)

I did participate in a Christmas caroling event a few days ago. It was great! Singing and makan. As usual, carols like "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing", "O Holy Night", "Angels We Have Heard On High" and etc. were the main ones.

Christmas this year is also going to be more melodious. I find it cool...playing the carols on my guitar. THANK GOD IT'S A CLASSICAL GUITAR! The chords blend in perfect harmony with the merry feeling in me. LOL. =) Although I'm still trying to cope, at least there's a satisfaction after playing the songs.

By the way, this will make a great gift for this Christmas season. Enjoy - Christmas From The Heart by David Archuleta.



To all my buddies, just wanna wish you a Merry Christmas and also enjoy yourself during this holiday season. Do hope that I can see you guys soon...

Pangkor Island Trip

Firstly, a BIG thank you to Jia Yi @ Coco for organizing the 5S5 Class trip to Pangkor Island. Thank you so much for taking the trouble, time, effort and hard work in arranging the transport, accommodation, food and activities over there. It's also at a reasonable trip as the total spent was less than the expected budget. I spent less than RM 180. Well done!

Also, I wanna apologize from the bottom of my heart for almost screwing up the whole trip. I nearly threw the entire trip with 12 buddies into jeopardy by arriving LATE (About 1 to 4 minutes only) at Puduraya. So happened that the bus left on time. Sigh. Sorry guys - Because of me, we had to play a risky game by chasing the bus until Jalan Duta. I deserve to be shot or "cheong pai".

But throughout the 3 days and 2 nights, I've enjoyed it to the max. That's why I "kantoied" and went to bed the earliest. You guys were fantastic. Sleep at 3 a.m. to 4 a.m. and woke up at 7 a.m. Body made of steel! Iron Men and Iron Ladies. =)

The best thing about the trip to me was the water activities. Well...you know, I know la. Not because the people were half naked. Even I myself was. So there was NOTHING special about half naked sexy bodies. LOL. It's the tour guide, Mr. Paul @ Uncle Paul. From papayas to bananas, "pang pang seng" and the silly striptease plus dolphin stunts, this tour guide-cum-joker seriously deserves The Best Pangkor Tour Guide award! Zambry Kadir should create one. LOL.

Of course, in Redang Island, you snorkel to see corals and fishes. But in Pangkor Island, you snorkel and you see no corals, just fishes and "dolphins"!

The worst thing of the trip? Well I do have some. But nothing to do with you guys. Firstly, I don't know why it's so difficult to do "business" in Pangkor. I felt so stressed. It was worst than laying eggs, I told Jie Hui! A few of you also had difficulty. LOL. Secondly, sunburn. But mine is not as bad as Wooi Joe. Only my shoulders and neck got sunburn.

Also, I had a great time cycling in Pangkor. But that has a price to pay. RM 2 for 24 hours. And for sure...the price of MANHOOD! Fathers' Day gone. =)

Janganlah Racist

It's been quite some time since my last blog post. The last three months were wasted on books, exam papers, blah blah blah, etc. Yup... wasted! And it's kinda sad to say that the results are not gonna be like what I hope. Sigh. I have a feeling that it's either 1A or 2A's. Please la, give me one at least.

But as I think again, let bygones be bygones. There is nothing that I can do to change the answer scripts. As Andrew said, "If you know you're gonna die tomorrow, will you still wanna study hard today?" LOL. So let's enjoy BUT also perform in the remaining papers. By the way, we're NOT dying tomorrow!



Today, as I was Facebooking, I stumbled upon this video. I'm glad to say that it was posted by my MALAYSIAN buddy, Muzzafar. Notice the bold word MALAYSIAN. Those from CHS will know him. I'm proud to say that he's against the racist goon in the video too. Watch the video clip and you'll know. A disgrace to all!

Sounds familiar? Refer Pengajian Am textbook page 22 and 23. Well... it's time to eradicate racism in the blood after five decades to have a better home. Let there be a paradigm shift in our character, mentality and attitude towards one another coz there's no use showing the finger like a hypocrite and proclaim 1 Malaysia. Signing off.

Government - Malay - Chinese - Indian - Sex

Hope you guys enjoy watching these three clips. Damn funny. It's by a Singaporean stand-up comedian - who acts as an "akua".

MCA Showdown

Words to explain it...

IRRELEVANT-MALU-CHILDISH

A new restaurant will be opening soon at Jalan Ampang - MCA Restaurant. But sell what food? Plenty...

Fried "Ong Choi"
Hainannese Chicken Rice
Fried Mee Hoon - "Chow Mai Fun"
Duck Rice by Uncle Donald

and of course... the rakyat's favorite dish...

Fried Sotong - "Chow Yau Yee".

By the way, this post is pure rubbish... even the pictures.

1 Malaysia - Guess Who Said It

Lately, our PM Najib Tun Razak has been promoting his 1 Malaysia propaganda.

1 Malaysia. People First, Performance Now.
1 Malaysia. Rakyat Didahulukan, Pencapaian Diutamakan.

You can see it all over the country - on the newspapers, billboards, TV screen, RTM etc. etc. But the BIG question is, what is this 1 Malaysia all about? Majority of us are still unclear and puzzled about it, even our leaders themselves! As such, I've decided to blog about how our leaders would interpret this 1 Malaysia concept.

Mostly are rubbish. These men may have not mentioned such things but their actions demonstrated it... so don't bring me to court la.

Guess who said it...

1 Malaysia means one government, and it's definitely the Barisan Nasional Government. That's why we toppled the Pakatan Rakyat Government in Perak. Next will be Selangor, then Kedah...

I think 1 Malaysia means one language iaitu Bahasa Malaysia. Oops... itulah sebabnya kabinet terpaksa memansuhkan PPSMI.

I have no idea what this 1 Malaysia is all about. But I think 1 Malaysia means one slogan for all Malaysians. And of course the slogan is Malaysia Boleh.

1 Malaysia means one man to lead a party. The No. 2 man in the party can say whatever he wants in his own opinion.

Aiyoyo... 1 Malaysia means one party for one man la. Only one man in Malaysia is married to one party for 11 terms like husband and wife.

Ok, so you do the guessing. I dare not write it out.

And of course the all time favourite by Samy Vellu...

Samy: Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampung di sini.
Pakcik: Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?
Samy: Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!